KYLIE SPLITS WITH BOYFRIEND!!!

[one eyed jack]

Oh dear. This is such terrible news. Poor Kylie. I hope she finds love soon...Like I give a FUCK! All that fucking money and good looks she can buy a man or have one cloned to her specifications...And this is news!!!!!!!!!

No offence to Kylie but I see real people with real problems everyday without having to be concerned about the love life of some hot bint who is not attainable. Just look at Trisha and Jeremy Kyle if you are really that sad to be up on peoples love affairs.

Why dont they just hang out with a social worker in Hackney for a day and get some real news.

[Ace]

one eyed jack wrote:

> Oh dear. This is such terrible news. Poor Kylie. I hope she
> finds love soon...Like I give a FUCK! All that fucking money
> and good looks she can buy a man or have one cloned to her
> specifications...And this is news!!!!!!!!!


I take it Tel, that Kylie declined your polite offer to be filmed for your 'Real Couples' series? !wink!

[Sam Slater]

Nope she was up for it, I was a bit shy though....!wink!

[Officer Dibble]

"No offence to Kylie but I see real people with real problems everyday without having to be concerned about the love life of some hot bint who is not attainable."

Everyone needs a dream, Tel.



Officer Dibble

[strictlybroadband]

But the important thing is - who gets custody of the home porn movie? Email me if you know.

!wink!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Maybe posing as a representative from Madame Tussauds will get you that ASS or at least a feel

I'd give it a bit of time before trying though

Always nice to pop in a post another 'meaningless one liner'
I won't officially be back until my computer is fixed
I liken spending to much time in ainternet cafe to lurking around a public toilet

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Are you having a go at S56?

[Deuce Bigolo]

We all know he's into 'manly love' but no i wasn't referring to his ilk
that resideth in the cafe scene although there are a few well dodgy characters abouts

Its just not the same as being at home is all I meant

For godsake I have to walk the full length of the biggest shopping centre in the southern hemipshere when I need to 'relieve' myself

Read into that what you will

cheers
B....OZ