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[quote]A gf so hot that Erik Everhard would have come to the UK just to do a scene with her.[/quote]

I doubt that. He'd book a few other girls while he was here to make it worth his while financially.

Not really the same thing.

Did I mention he's a cunt? I'm not sure......

Tory Lane?

At least MMA fighters get to fuck a Tory. The rest of us just get fucked by them.

Your not the first person I have heard say that about him.

[quote]But his main reason to come to the UK would be to work with her.[/quote]

Your girl looks gorgeous -from what I've seen- but don't be naive mate. There may be 4 other girls he's told are the 'main reason' he wants to fly over.

Anyway are you gonna get your girl some decent pics for her portfolio? How do we know how hot she is looking at grainy webcam stuff? In fact I don't even believe she's that nice. I think you're bullshitting the whole forum. We want to see clear professional pics done with nice make-up and lighting with little or no clothing, and we want you to spam our inboxes -and this forum- with pics of your girl so we can judge properly if what you say is true.

Bet your girls got a flabby, saggy arse or something. Or maybe one leg. How about her being a hermaphrodite or something? Yeah that's it, she's got a cock & balls hasn't she?

We want photographic proof she's hot man friend!!!

We're waiting... !whistle! !wink!

[quote]You could'nt handle her if you saw her[/quote]

Ever heard of Schr?dinger's cat?

Basically, imagine there's a cat in a box, with a lid on.

The cat is neither dead, alive, nor even exists at all until you take a look. Only the probability of those things exists.

I have to see whether your girl is 'hot' or 'has a nice ass' for it to be real. All I have is a probability based upon your assumptions. Less than 10% of people are considered 'good looking' regardless of individual taste, so you could assume that less than 2% are extremely good-looking, agreed? Of those 2%, lets say 75% of extremely good-looking people are female. That means that there's a probability of 1.5% of your girlfriend being extremely hot (as you put it). Out of that 1.5%, I'd guess 99.99999999999999% of those 1.5% of extremely good-looking females choose a male partner who posts on this forum calling himself Super Randy...........but we'll not go that far and stick with a massive 1.5%.

Gay males make up roughly about 12% of the male population.

The probability of your partner being a gay male is 8 times higher than being an extremely good-looking woman.

Probability tells me -if I'm not bringing trust into the equation- that your partner is an average looking female, with an average body, and average sexual talent. The second most probable answer is your partner is an average looking gay guy who thinks you look cute in the shower, and only starts ironing his tight jeans around 10pm on weekend nights.

Sending me clear pictures of your girlfriend naked makes the probability of your girl being hot get higher, and thus become closer to fact.

It's in your best interests, and if you can't see that then your girl needs to find a guy that has such an expansive mind as I do. You must act quickly my friend.......I'm here to guide you into the promised land.