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Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:19 pm
by tommy dickfingers
why don't you introduce your fist to his nose and knee to his bollocks

Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:21 pm
by davewells
Shoot the CUNT with his own air rifle !

Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:32 pm
by BeestonBoy
Just outta interest....has any one else ever been attacked by a swan? Fuck me its scary!! Was walking down a canal and had to pass one of the buggers as I had done many times before. So i gave the big white chap a very wide berth,moved slowly and did not make eye contact (a method that had served me well with Swans and Bouncers) and suddenly he whent proper spastic!! Crikey them wings look serious when used in anger!!

Been moved outta me fishing spot by a family of Swans that should have recieved some kind of ASBO as well. Dont know what it is.....swans just really dont seem to like me!!

Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:51 pm
by fudgeflaps
I use an old trainig technique for fitness. I tie some bread round my legs, and get some savage, pissed-off ASBO swans to chase me round the lake.

As for the cock Marino was on about, I wish a proper hard swan like the type you mentioned, Beeston, sorted the fucker out.

Very sad.


Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:58 pm
by Dace
we had a beautiful swan couple living on the river on the route I used to walk my dog was I was back in England, the female usually got a bit agro but the male was a top bloke as swans go

this saddens me that someone who wanted to "show off his new air rifle" would do so by killing a swan, and even worse, whoever he was showing it off to obviously approved

Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:29 am
by one eyed jack
I wonder how he would have felt if someone decided to do the same to the mother of his child just for fun. You dont really need an answer for that though do you? But right there is the equivalent of what he has done.

Some people dont think of things in relative terms and this is a sad indictment of some human beings these days. Still, he broke the law even shooting a swan dead. Grass the fucker out! If he really is selfish then the only way to hurt this guy is through his pockets and maybe a spell in chokey.

Either way this guy should know that he will not go unpunished.


Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:03 am
by fudgeflaps
Absolutely.

I sooooo want to be a vigilante version of Ace Ventura.


Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:50 am
by Alyssa
fuckers :(
something happened VERY similar round my way... (I'm in the country so lots of lovely wildlife around to keep me chilled!)
report them.... I fuckin' would :)


Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:01 am
by Mr Mark
Beggers belief. I absolutely abhore animal cruelty - it's the one thing i'd probably get violent with someone over... hope whoever it is is lynched!


Re: SHIT CUNT!

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:46 am
by Sam Slater
Since Swans are protected he should be held to account. It seems a sad case, and this dumb guy probably doesn't realise that shooting such an easy target isn't 'showing off' but makes him look a total cunt, unless the person he's showing off to is just as dumb as he is (very likely).

As a lad I used to earn a bit of money killing rats and rabbits in farms, with my air rifle. There's no challenge shooting a Swan/Duck/whatever.