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Aah! Parsnip porn is one of my favourites. Makes a nice change from cucumbers. Georgette Neale did rude things with a cucumber in a Wild Weekend film. I am still awaiting brocolli to make its porn debut.

...I'll just shut me eyes when the parsnip bit comes along.
Other veggies I'm fine with, except for radishes: I was scared by one while innocently lying in my pram.
The emotional scars are still with me.

Here is a link for any who haven't seen it to my all time fave Solange avec some F&V action AKA 'The Greengrocers Wet Dream'





Sorry, as previously discussed they are limited to the small ones at present.. ;,(

Harry Banana Esq.

PS For all you fruitofiles (or is that fruityflies?) here is a BONUS question! Can anyone ID this fruit??



PPS I am admittedly totally Brazilian but when I look at this pic I can't help but have the compulsive desire to change the decor of my room...Funny that!




Yes doctor I promise never to try and insert a starfruit up the starfish again!

the 2 girls with Solange - they have appeared in Kane videos

Yes. But what does that have to do with vegetables? Some people seem to find it hard to remain on topic!

JJ I simpathise with you. I had a similar traumatic experience involving a courgette. I still attend therapy. And so does my dog who got scared by a spring onion.

They're EVIL, those scallions.

Yep. And turnips can be a bit nasty if you provoke them. And those asparagus are very naughty.