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I say we pose questions that he will have to contemplate upon, thus rendering him inert & helpless. Queries like the hackneyed Scholastic proposition, 'How many angels can dance upon Paris Hilton's head?', or 'Can God build a toilet so big that he can't stop it up?'. Or maybe get a bit more Zen and ask, 'If a tree falls in a forest and a one-handed man claps, will anyone in Latvia care?'. Stuff like that.

Can't fool me, I know the ramifications & permutations are gnawing at you.....

We are going to have to esablish E supply lines of Battenburg cake, sardines and bread (both toastie and medium cut) Shippams sandwich paste (assorted flavours) and many many bags of crisps (preferably from a place where the RRP is reasonable).

President I can live with...but the referring to himself in the third person is starting to creep me out a bit, so on my part its more of an extreme intervention, as Doctor Phil would say, than a revolution

Oh my goodness gracious!!! We MUST!! I say we MUST bow down to the new savior Pres., your majesty royal highness, the new krowned king of kings, lords of lords, WARREN ZEVON RIP!!!! (I'm in tears so I can't continue my post)

No, no, no----more titles, and he'll collapse under the weight of them.

All hail President WZR OBE CBE MBE PhD CO VHS ITV CDM CES VD and scar, Dowager Countess of Handbags and Woking.