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HA.

Whenever I see kids fucking about being a nuisance then fall over and bawl their eyes out, I find it hilarious. I know I shouldn't, but I hate kids so the more tears there are, the funnier it is. I actually saw a little twat get run over by his own bike once and I laughed so much I almost choked on my spleen.

A friend was once moaning and crying to me about the salon fucking up her hair and it looked perfect to me, but I nearly destroyed a friendship as a result of my evil nature. All I could think as she was giving me this story and crying, obviously very upset, was that I should reassure her but all I could think was to tell her that it would "probably grow on her". I couldn't think of anything else to say and got a bit hysterical, trying not to open my mouth because I knew if I did I would say it. I ended up stifling the giggles like the gym coach in Porkys and the more I tried not to laugh, the more she could see I was taking the piss.

You were too far over your crease, and left your bails exposed.

A bad Sam indeed!!

But a very funny one,im afraid I have to say!!

Does kind of remind me of a story im not so proud of....

When working as a holiday rep I spent a very long night sat on my reception waiting for my last arrival. When 1 am came I put them down as MIA and returned to my tent.

When I got there,it resembled the place that Charlie Sheen walks into in "Platoon" There where reps getting stoned left right and centre.

So I made my self comfy,and thinking I was in the clear proceded to get out of my tiny little mind on some of the locals finest gear.

At 3 am just as I was about to pass out,the camp site security radioed me and said that my arrival was waiting for me. Panic kicked in,but I thought I could hold my self together long enough to show them in and the scarper!!

When I arrived at my reception I was greated by a mini bus full of a Dutch ampute swimming team. Now that was hard work I can tell you!! And to make matters worse,being Dutch im pretty sure they knew I was stonned off my tits!!

But in short,every joke ever told laughs at some one else's miss fortune. Your all ways going to upset some one. If you find some thing funny...then bloody laugh at it!! Its one of the few things they have not actually made against the law yet

Cheers

BB

There's nothing more comforting for folk than to point out other peoples misfortunes.

Why do you think newspapers sell so well? Whether we laugh at sick jokes or not, we all fall prey to the above statement.

A man sees a blind girl trying to cross the road, she's very fit, so he thinks he will help her, he whips out his cock and aproaches her-saying 'excuse me love can I help you cross', she is delighted, and unknowingly grabs hold of his cock thinking it's his hand.
Halfway accross she sigh's and say's "it's a cruel old world isn.t it" 'why! he say's, well you know- me being blind and you having no nail on your thumb.