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Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:49 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
Being half Glaswegian, though still not sure which half, I have the misfortune of have approx 16 different tartans to choose. Royal, hunting, ancient, dress and modern just cover the name Stewart.

However as I was born south of the border, and cannot stand "reel" Scots mincing around at sporting events, ie the twats at the Scottish Open Golf in full highland rigeur or rugby matches I will avoid a kilt at all costs. Anyway I hate shaving my legs and would likely stab myself with the Skein Dhu!

Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:33 pm
by Pervert
You're thinking of the Greeks in their tutus and slippers.

And speaking of being in denial, someone who calls himself mucho-matcho-man????????? Freud would have a field day.

Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:40 pm
by Sam Slater
lol.


Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:49 pm
by Pervert
Evening, Samantha. How's the hand?

Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:57 pm
by Sam Slater
Evening Carac........

The fingers are fine now thanks. Back typing with two hands!

The scars hurt when I'm writing, and tying my shoelaces, which doesn't help but there you go. I could think of a few on here who'd have trouble tying their shoelaces.....arrf! (Only kidding of course!)

Have you joined Wazza's 'personal' league?


Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:59 pm
by Pervert
I did, but only to say it was rather bizarre creating his own league just to have a gryp. Still just five teams there?

Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:04 pm
by Sam Slater
Not joined, but I'm going to. There's no harm in it and he'll only cry when he gets back.

He's making a political statement I think........


Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:07 pm
by Pervert
Hmmm, doesn't seem very political to me.

By the way, where is our deputy Wazza? She's been AWOL ever since it was suggested she'd be nominated.

Re: The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:13 pm
by Sam Slater
Forum politics Carac.....

I dunno where our deputy head is........... I voted for photo-taker and was rebuffed.

Wait a minute..........you voted for her didn't you? It was only 2-1 in her favour as well. Tut-tut.....