Sorry guys, the internet is closing down

[Peter]

[jj]

What, you mean as opposed to us rational lot here?

[jj]

Elegantly logical, striking from within.....

[Snake Diamond]

Jacques wrote:

> These twunts want it closed down too
>
>
> Some of the signatures are a right old chuckle

Yeah, what an absolute load of bollox, just an attempt to get a USELESS Petition stated in a barely veiled attempt in a bullshit/flame/troll war.

Gladis Haralski (ultravio1@hotmail.com)


Some of the comments were funny, as in:

> 519. Jesus H. Christ So I guess you don't care that you'd destroy the Christian websites either do you? Dumbass.
> 597. Brainy McGenius We're setting up a picket line demonstration against picketting tomorrow... WHO'S WITH ME???
> 598. Geroge W. Bush Yeeehaw.
> 685. Heywood Jablome My congratulations for your audacious hypocrisy in asking the online community to ban the net via the net. Is this a reflection of the hipocrisy that is deeply rooted in religion throughout the ages? Just fanning the flames...
> 732. Reverend Rooster Von Cockmeister I am a prayer leader at my church. We will pray for your failure as the internet has helped us spread our butter all over the moon.

> 846. Your Mom Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

Ummm, isn't that obvious ???

> 1096. blabbering idiot theyre right, the internet does suck, but i mean if it wasnt for theinternet, how could we have this petition....... i mean its like banning camcorders in paris hilton's house, it JUST DOESNT WORK MAN

If there was NO Camcorders in Paris's house, where would she go to apply her makeup, or how would she know if people think she's good at oral sex, unless they can watch???

> 769. Holden McGroin The Internet helped me enlarge my penis! Thanks, internet!

This guy sounds familiar... !grin!

> 1134. John Miehupnau I propose a complete ban of Gladis Haralski from the internet.
> 1136. Biggus Dickus Over here in the UK we have a phrase which perfectly describes this woman -- A COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER.
> 1142. God Leave me out of this!

Since messages 1908 - 3305 all messages are now on "Pending", except for 3 line voids, & 2 comments, LOL.

I found these funy links posted:

[Snake Diamond]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly, LOL.

[Snake Diamond]

Peter wrote:

>

!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

[Kramer]

BeestonBoy wrote:

> Odd....he thinks its wrong to sit at home and surf the net.
>
> But he also thinks that sticking his cock up some other geezers
> chuff piece is fine.
>
> Oh how our opions vary....
>
> Cheers
>
> BB
>
>

Not that I'm the biggest Elton John Fan or anything (some of his early stuff is really good) but jesus man, keep your homophobic comments to yourself you ignorant prick!

[Snake Diamond]

Elton John may be able to write/play/sing good music, but as he already admits he's a technophobe, he really needs to "wise up & smell the coffee".

He wants to completly close down the internet, for 5 years, just because he thinks music is being affected by the Internet, dude, GROW THE FUCK UP.

I have more "logical, informed, anti-technology hate" against the computers & the internet, from my step father, & he HATES anything technological since the 1960's.

Elton John, as a supposed leader of the Music Industry, to some people anyway, should learn to get his fucking information correct first, before coming out with tripe like that.

[mrchapel]

You notice how it`s always the internet fault that music isn`t selling?
Nothing to do with the fact that music has been shite for the last decade