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Anyway, you think you have problems with dogs---try looking after Ving Rhames's:

It's the owner's responsibilty- I hope they lock the fucka up.
Too many wankers think owning a hard dog is some testament to their
own virility.

It's de rigeur for drug dealers in this country to have at least one fuck-off dog. That poor tot that got torn to pieces at the tail end of last year had the misfortune of having such a lowlife for an uncle.

You posess a potentially lethal weapon [e.g an attack-dog or a car], and
due to your negligence or malice someone gets injured?
GBH; go to jail for Ten, do not pass Go......

I agree 100%.

Thjis is all the Yanks' fault, this bollocks about 'blame' and the abnegation
of personal responsibility in the pursuit of a perverted notion of 'freedom'.
As the Jesuits say: [and I dissent only in the rejection of the necessity of
the existence of a God for this] we are required to take charge of our lives.
We're breeding a nation of adult children.

This is partly a result of the Toxocara scare- parents are terrified of
their little darlings playing pat-a-cake with doggy doo-doo.
Didn't Freud say it was normal to play with ordure? [but not at your age,
Maggsy]

magoo wrote:

> Fuckin hell! Who gives a fuck about a bit of dog shit on the
> pavement. Simply step around it. Job done. It will soon either
> rot/and/or be eaten by flies/maggotts(as nature intended it to)
> or be swept up by some old bloke from the council who has no
> problem with dog turds cos he isnt a middle class tosspot.

I normally just walk around it, as you say, but the hypocracy is that "cunt bag" up the street, she has a go at me about my dog, & yet she does it all the fucking time.

> Middle class whingey old farts write to the Daily Shite about
> this sort of problem. Same sort of cunts who bang on about the
> decline in moral values on television. The same cunts who hate
> worthy stuff by Dennis Potter but will quite happilly let their
> kids watch Hollyoaks (porn of the most insideous nature imho).
> Not a dig at you Mr eroticartist I hope you understand but just
> a general venting of my spleen on the crap two-faced morals
> that this beloved country of mine seems to have taken on as a
> national obbsession.

Remind me, who is Dennis Potter?

> Simple rule : if your dog shites pick it up. Then put it in a
> jiffy bag and post it to The Maily Mail. If your dog does not
> shit then get it to the vets.

!laugh!

I know why I liked you, you make people laugh with your comments, LOL.

The Daily Mail, or any other Daily Shite Paper will do, lol. That'll give em something worthwhile to discuss in their Rags.

If your dog aint shitting, give it a pint of orange juice, your dog is not gonna have any constipation problems, they'll shit through the eye of a needle. When the dogs ready, give em a straw to aim with, & get em to Shit Shoot at the Annoying Neighbours, LOL. !grin!

LOL, thanks Carac, somethings really "get my goat" & I just gotta "let loose" with my "venomous rath" over it, LOL.

If somethings bothering you, really let loose on the subject, really rant your ass off till even hardened sailors are cowering in the corner, tell me how you'll feel then (absolutely fabulous), LOL.

!grin!

You know, I could never be a politician, you have to be able to lie your ass off, & keep your true views hidden, I'd wanna rip their balls off with a large industrial sized rusty spoon, LOL.

Heck, I'm full of good ideas today.

!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!