Wayne Rooney: Don't blame his boots!

[jj]

Have the ears pinned-back?

Sorry, have I missed summat here? A 'professional' 'footballer' has an off-
day and instead of kicking his arse or booking extra training-sessions
they say, ah... poor lamb, his bootees wuz too tight, or the wrong shade
of pink, aaahhh bless, never mind?

He's paid ZILLLIONS and ZILLLIONS of the folding stuff to do it
every week, so.....

KICK HIS FUCKING ARSE AND TELL HIM TO STAY OFF COLLEEN'S NEST THE
NIGHT BEFORE, FER FUCK'S SAAKKKEEEE !!!!!