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Dibble...dont call people pikeys its rude ..........exits left flouncing out of the staff quarters..........

I missed the Officer too...such fascist reactionary statements are so rarely seen this side of a Boris Johnson campaign launch...

Good to have you back, big man!

"Welcome back Officer...keep fighting the good fight (You know...proper birds with stockings and suspenders)!"

Thanks, Dan. I'll go down fighting, though I fear the battle may already be lost.


Officer Dibble

"I missed the Officer too...such fascist reactionary statements are so rarely seen this side of a Boris Johnson campaign launch..."

Wheyhey, colonel! You ain't seen nothing yet.

But hey, what about Dibble for Mayor? Do ya' reckon I'd be in with a chance?




Officer Dibble

"I can hardly remember typing that particular spiel, I must have either been in a slight forum miff or a disillusioned huff. No major offence intended."

None taken, dude.



Officer Dibble

Do any of us really leave

Not posting & lurking seems to be the norm for the majority on all forums

For what its worth,welcome back

I think your reaappearance may have stalled the imminent retirement of M

Time to start bagging the shortcomings of the industry then?

Drag up all those old threads regarding lighting etc

Greetings, Trumpton.

"I've read many of your posts and I find myself caught between a rock and a hard place (no, not like that). I find myself agreeing with you about chavs, mongs, pikeys and the entire "fashion" for tattoos and piercings."

You sound like a man of impeccable taste.


"I'm in disagreement with you about hairy marys"

Well hey, no one's perfect.


"I totally reject your assertion that those of us who enjoy shaven-havens are tantamount to 'kiddie-fiddlers'."

Pay no heed, Trumpton, old son. I don't really believe that EVERYONE who favors bald beaver is sympathetic to the kiddie-fiddling cause. Suggesting that they are is just a device I use to brow beat my opponents. It?s a gratifyingly hefty club with which to cosh them into submission.


?I've been called a 'cunt' many times on this forum - ok, that's fine, I respond in kind?

I very rarely respond in kind. Instead I prefer to maneuver my opponents (or let them maneuver themselves) into a position where they look like irrational, foaming-mouth, loons ? while I remain as cool as a cumber. The epitome of reason.


?If your return is permanent I will judge your postings on an issue by issue basis - not slaverishly following your, or indeed anyone elses, dictates.?

Sounds cushty. Catch ya? later.




Officer Dibble

"Hi Dibs.

Glad to see you back."

Really?


?In case you don't remember, I am that cunt who has the temerity to see at least two different points of view about most debates.?

Of course I remember. And may I say your recent defense of Mrs. T against an irrational, hyperbolic, vitriol spitting mob of privileged uni lads was clean, clinical, and masterful. You had the plain simple facts and actuality of the matter on your side, so the argument would have been yours to lose. But you played a blinder, blocking every hysterical pass with an incontrovertible fact. Nice work ? and I don?t just say that because I?m a Mrs. T fan. However, you have on occasion made the odd statement that has made me raise my eyebrow ? though your opponents didn?t pick up on it.

Catch ya? later.




Officer Dibble