Very specific porn.

[Deano!]

For years I've been dreaming about a soft-as-shit porno movie featuring lots of chicky babes wearing tiny miniskirts with splits cut way up the sides. Simple as that - just split skirts on spunky ravers with hot legs. I am the only bloke in the whole world who has this particular fetish. It will never happen. Thank God for that because I HATE myself. I love the way I hate myself. Would you like some more Findus fish-fingers my little prarie doggie?

[Trumpton]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> I am looking for photosets and clips that were shot ON A
> TUESDAY, between 5 and 6pm. Ideally, the weather conditions for
> these will be 'damp' with a winddchill factor of 7 recorded at
> the time of shooting.
>
> If there is a fully-decorated war veteran in the background
> sitting beside a dead rodent and enjoying a STRAWBERRY
> McDonald's milkshake, that's a bonus.
>
My, that IS specific.

[mrmcfister]

I do like someone who knows what they want..........MILDRED!....