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Sam Slater wrote:

> Who've I missed out?

PT would turn up late, casually wander in all dishevelled, talking in his own peculiar "language", someone would hand him a drink and he would float off into one corner quietly muttering to himself.

Slater, you slag!!!

I'm proud to be in charge of decor, with my wee crayons. Gutted that you're not letting me near the polyfilla. Incidentally, my hair is almost as long and thick as Lawrence Llewllen-Bowen* (son of Jim Bowen).

*No, I don't give a toss about the spelling.


Very briefly:-


Lizard: tealady and generally in charge of 'nibbles';

Snake Diamond: new male talent;

Photo-taker: interpreter for the pissed;

crofter: token hun and pissed Glaswegian;

chrisd: obligatory stalker/ nutjob;

BeestonBoy: DJ (the girls wont like his indie/punk classics, though);

jj: stand-up comedian and euro-porn anecdotalist;

shelley-louise: Sam 'the shaft' Slater's PA and personal manicurist;

MK Printing: publicity and propaganda. His hypnosis will dupe people into attending.


Star acts of the night to surprise the guests:

"Foof's mimsy" - Mrs Jacques opening the Budweisers and dispensing cigars in imaginative ways.

"Sam 'The Shaft' Slater" - Sam doing a powerpoint presentation on old Welsh coal-pit mineshafts, from which he gets his nickname.

And soforth.

Lizard and I will be the in-house pissheads. lying in a heap in the corner, talking crap, laughing at jokes that only ourselves understand and then realising how many crap threads we've written the next day!

You forgot that in order to see Chrisd in full flight (and in doing so keep security on their toes) you'll have to indulge him by giving him a free ticket and possibly a travel and accommodation package. Worth it for his 'patter' though - you could open a book on how many times he gets fucked-off in the evening.

laralatex wrote:

> Lizard and I will be the in-house pissheads. lying in a heap in
> the corner, talking crap, laughing at jokes that only ourselves
> understand and then realising how many crap threads we've
> written the next day!
>
>

Amen to that, we would need a 'skinful' pardon the pun, it would be like " Lizard, show us yer skin shedding trick..Lizard show us your fly catching trick.. Lara show us yer tits....we would have to down 3 bottles of good red
just to go in.