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warren zevon rip wrote:

> Well, he'll never be able to fill in a witness sheet in a way
> that in can be used as evidence, so I feel I am safe from the
> long arm of the law.

I think PT is my bestest friend - although he dosen't know that yet.

Trumpty is going to be cyberstalking you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Caractacus wrote:

> Trumpty is going to be cyberstalking you. Be afraid. Be very
> afraid.

I just feel there is a bond across cyberspace between us.

Yeah? What gets you going about him T?

Sam Slater wrote:

> Yeah? What gets you going about him T?

I think he's crying out for friendship and understanding - although that's very difficult, as he spends most of his waking hours in his own little world.

and you wanna take him under your wing and tell him everythings gonna be ok?

Sam Slater wrote:

> and you wanna take him under your wing and tell him everythings
> gonna be ok?

Pat him on his head and say: "Yes PT, I understand you". Then go off and make him that wollen sweater that he's been wanting to have for ages.

You wanna dress him up in a schoolgirls uniform don't you? It's the bad sentence construction and childish punctuation that appeals.

I feel sick.

Sam Slater wrote:

> You wanna dress him up in a schoolgirls uniform don't you?

No, a postmans uniform will do for me.

> It's the bad sentence construction and childish punctuation that
> appeals.

That does have it's own unique appeal doesn't it?

> I feel sick.

I beginning to feel a bit bilious.

Fuck me, it's dead in here. (no, having the words 'fuck' and 'dead' in the same sentence doesn't make me a necrophiliac)