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but don't quote me on that.

for the '-', you have to guess the number, because I'm eeeeeeevil.

Here's a clue, it's one of:

0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

or the new number approved by the Governement for emergencies, should any of the above get nicked, "?".

A fudgeflap is:

A. a failed confectionary item, banned not on Health and Safety grounds, but because of it's risque name;

B. a lady's meaty curtain, contaminated with old flapsnot;

C. a false catflap tackily drawn on to a door (beause it has been fudged) that has been made by MI5.

D. I don't care

To be in with a chance of winning an audience with magoo, steve56 and Lizard in Scunthorpe Civic Centre with ?2 spending money and a guaranteed backstage threeway, answer A, B, C or D to 0898-ARSECRESS leaving name and address, or text 28743. Entries are limited to 19,000 per person and calls cost ?15/min. All proceeds go to Ant and Dec or maybe the Jesus Juice Fund, which hasn't been invented yet.

26 Edmonds to the Norton, according to the FT today.

FunFact: Edmonds programmed Norton antivirus software!

FunFact 2: Norton has wrote a gay-friendly version of Schindler's Tits called 'Mein Camp'.

Send my regards to him.

I hope he has stopped drinking Ronseal and isn't freezing his spittle to trap 'the spirits'.

He's coming along leaps and bounds.