WARNING ! Layla~Jade Has CRABS !!!

[the zoology department]

I can assure you that once you have extirpated the major nerve plexus situated directly beneath the buccal opening, by using a large skewer, crabs feel no pain whatsoever.

[Cornish Chris]

Thanks Layla, What an awesome session that was.
Am having trouble choosing which pics to post out of 464 it is a difficult choice.
When i get my ass in gear they will be with woodgnome post haste.
See ya next week.

Cheers and Thanks Cornish Chris.

Ps the crab was handsome by the way.

[Buttsie]

So you've got a fetish for sea crustaceans Cornish Chris!!

Whats to follow layla jade in Octopussy 1

cheers
B...OZ

PS I just want too say as outlandish as these pics seem it is refreshing & entertaining.The possibilities of a different scenario for picture shoots is numerous.The use of these 'extras'
is to be advises.

[magoo (crab lover)]

Yes, well you would say that Mr Zoology head! When was the last time you had a skewer inserted? No dont answer that!

Crabs are tasty with mayo. But they dont taste so good when they are washed down with a biology lesson.

Swots, swots, and more swots. I despair!

[Buttsie]

If we can't see beans,custard,bread etc in quality british porn lets ad the crabs.

I recently saw a set of pics with Rita f b/g slivering arounf with a python-didn't do much for me but then again shes was European,explains everything.

cheers
B...OZ Zooology Sucks

[magoo (eels are nice)]

The first girl to post a pic of herself with an eel or any other long thin sea-dwelling creature wins a prize.

Hooray! Creatures of the sea can be my new fetish!

Anyone got any seahorse porn?

Legal Disclaimer:- The term "prize" is not to be taken literally.

[buttsie]

Sleepwanking/sleepwalking or daydreaming lol

cheers
B...OZ Still Trying to recreate the wet Dream

[Dr Nick Riveara]

[jj]

I was merely attempting, in my usual obscure fashion, to point out that decapod crustaceans are sentient in a limited fashion, and that plunging them into boiling water is a tad inconsiderate.
Please kill them first, as described above/below.
Push the skewer in, and rotate it several times. With lobsters, push it in immediately behind the large head segment.
Prawns? Just bung 'em in the boiling: you'll never find the right spot. Well, even MY compassion has limits.

[jj]

Perhaps a 'mermaid' scenario?
Is Darryl Hannah available?