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Re: WARNING ! Layla~Jade Has CRABS !!!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:36 am
by the zoology department
I can assure you that once you have extirpated the major nerve plexus situated directly beneath the buccal opening, by using a large skewer, crabs feel no pain whatsoever.

Re: WARNING ! Layla~Jade Has CRABS !!!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:34 am
by Cornish Chris
Thanks Layla, What an awesome session that was.
Am having trouble choosing which pics to post out of 464 it is a difficult choice.
When i get my ass in gear they will be with woodgnome post haste.
See ya next week.

Cheers and Thanks Cornish Chris.

Ps the crab was handsome by the way.

Re: WARNING ! Layla~Jade Has CRABS !!!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:43 am
by Buttsie
So you've got a fetish for sea crustaceans Cornish Chris!!

Whats to follow layla jade in Octopussy 1

cheers
B...OZ

PS I just want too say as outlandish as these pics seem it is refreshing & entertaining.The possibilities of a different scenario for picture shoots is numerous.The use of these 'extras'
is to be advises.

Re: WARNING ! Layla~Jade Has CRABS !!!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:09 am
by magoo (crab lover)
Yes, well you would say that Mr Zoology head! When was the last time you had a skewer inserted? No dont answer that!

Crabs are tasty with mayo. But they dont taste so good when they are washed down with a biology lesson.

Swots, swots, and more swots. I despair!

Re: WARNING ! Layla~Jade Has CRABS !!!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 12:00 pm
by Buttsie
If we can't see beans,custard,bread etc in quality british porn lets ad the crabs.

I recently saw a set of pics with Rita f b/g slivering arounf with a python-didn't do much for me but then again shes was European,explains everything.

cheers
B...OZ Zooology Sucks

Forget The Crabs! Eels Are The Future!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 2:06 pm
by magoo (eels are nice)
The first girl to post a pic of herself with an eel or any other long thin sea-dwelling creature wins a prize.

Hooray! Creatures of the sea can be my new fetish!

Anyone got any seahorse porn?

Legal Disclaimer:- The term "prize" is not to be taken literally.

Re: Forget The Crabs! Eels Are The Future!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 2:17 pm
by buttsie
Sleepwanking/sleepwalking or daydreaming lol

cheers
B...OZ Still Trying to recreate the wet Dream

Ahh... Bless ! THEY MADE UP !!!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:00 pm
by Dr Nick Riveara

Re: WARNING ! Layla~Jade Has CRABS !!!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:13 pm
by jj
I was merely attempting, in my usual obscure fashion, to point out that decapod crustaceans are sentient in a limited fashion, and that plunging them into boiling water is a tad inconsiderate.
Please kill them first, as described above/below.
Push the skewer in, and rotate it several times. With lobsters, push it in immediately behind the large head segment.
Prawns? Just bung 'em in the boiling: you'll never find the right spot. Well, even MY compassion has limits.

Re: Forget The Crabs! Eels Are The Future!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:15 pm
by jj
Perhaps a 'mermaid' scenario?
Is Darryl Hannah available?