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I was expecting it to be a reference to a girl being the town bike (as in everybody rides her) but this is ridiculous.

That must have been one fucking sexy bike then to make a man have sex with it.

Hang about how do you actually have sex with a bike?

The bloke in th epic above has given me an idea for a new site but insyead of shagging dumpy fat land Rovers how about shagging super slick sports cars. Have you ever seen a Lamborghini double penetrated in both exhaust pipes? Phwoar! or an Aston Martin DB7 in a bukkake?

The guy's a little deranged if he gets sexually aroused by bicycles, but I can't see what crime he's committed tbh.

Sam I'm shocked at your attitude. Are you saying that bikes do not have rights too?

That poor bike felt violated as it never gave its consent. Especially since it was tired after being rode around on all day. Really. What did that mans last slave die of?