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Re: xxxchurch.com
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:46 pm
by Streetwise
I will enter into the lair of the pornography beasts and they will not corrupt me.
I shallnot be aroused
I shall not have impure thoughts.
I will speak to the evil temptress and tell her how wicked she is but she will not rouse my ardour.
Even thou she is dressed in flimsy attire I will abide by the true path.
Even when she flaunts her body in front of me I will abstain from wicked thoughts.
Urghhhhhhhhh oh yesssssssss
Fuck me that was good.
Re: xxxchurch.com
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:57 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
they would get a few conversions if they explained how it is that they have sex every day & the women always orgasms
Saw this claim in a doco recently ...made me laugh myself stupid
Re: xxxchurch.com
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:13 am
by sandie
haha thats really tickled me.
Re: heres some of their work xxxchurch.com
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:47 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
love the comments left after viewing it
You know, I gotta say, this really worked on me. At first I wanted to come on here and degrade myself to some hot older chick. But now I feel compelled to go blow a bearded guy. Thanks Jesus!
Re: xxxchurch.com
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:38 am
by strictlybroadband
Sam Slater wrote:
> I bet they were whipping and wanking themselves silly when they
> got back to their hotel rooms.
>
> I don't agree with denying them access though - that just shows
> intolerance which is what we accuse religion of. No, let them
> in and watch liberal minded people enjoy themselves, who don't
> harm others because of their openness to sex and they may learn
> something from that, rather than the other way around.
On reflection, I think you're right. I talked to them for 15 mins or so, and I'm sure they learned a lot more than I did. !happy!
Re: xxxchurch.com
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:40 am
by strictlybroadband
one eyed jack wrote:
> Funny thing is there is ging to be a religious channel on there
> too among the other several hundred genres of entertainment so
> anyone feeling terribly guilty for banging one out can find the
> channel and confess by donating an unfeasibly high tythe but to
> be honest I think it would be cheaper to watch porn.
Does the set top box support picture-in-picture? Then they can wank and repent simultaneously. !laugh!