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Ah bollocks. I like pissing in a urinal. I don't want a cubicle cos they get blocked up, and it's easier for pissed up blokes to piss on the seat. Mens cubicles are usually cleaner as a result of urinals.

I like taking one of those realistic looking dildos out of my fly and waving it around like I can't piss, and keeping an eye on the bloke next to me looking really uncomfortable, pretending he's not seen the guy next to him pull a monster out.

Cubicles will take away all that shenanigans......life is shit.

Toilets are shit in this country, they are either locked up, bombed out are too fucking dangerous to go in. WTF is wrong with the British Male that they feel they have to wreck every single public bog by smashing them, flooding them and generally just being cunts in them.So! I would like to see a series of superloos up and down the country with armed guards manning them, also they should cost a minimum of ?10 to get in to, but you should be able to shit, shower and shave, maybe even have a bath, sams right, life is shit.......in the UK.
America Beckons next year for us.