hiding your porn
Re: hiding your porn
Mine is safely away from prying eyes in a converted wardrobe, which is kept locked. You never know who's going to turn up at your door, I don't want nosey relatives knowing I watch porn. Most of whom hate porn with a vengeance.
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fudgeflaps
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Re: hiding your porn
It better be safe in a hidden 'porno-wing' of the house, as if suddenly pop your clogs there's gonna be some eulogy if they find it! !wink!
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eroticartist
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Re: hiding your porn
Jojo, If you have to hide your porn from your wife or partner then you are obviously incompatible. Find a new one!
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Re: hiding your porn
fudgeflaps wrote:
> It better be safe in a hidden 'porno-wing' of the house, as if
> suddenly pop your clogs there's gonna be some eulogy if they
> find it! !wink!
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>
It's funny you should mentioned that. I've been thinking about that very same scenario myself lately. Unfortunately I don't have a secret 'porno-wing' in my house so it looks like if I suddenly die they'll all know my dirty little secret. !shocked! !oops!
> It better be safe in a hidden 'porno-wing' of the house, as if
> suddenly pop your clogs there's gonna be some eulogy if they
> find it! !wink!
>
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It's funny you should mentioned that. I've been thinking about that very same scenario myself lately. Unfortunately I don't have a secret 'porno-wing' in my house so it looks like if I suddenly die they'll all know my dirty little secret. !shocked! !oops!
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fudgeflaps
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Re: hiding your porn
Best to hide it your mind as, when it comes to sex, the memory of the male mind is photographic!
We should really apply that principle at school!
We should really apply that principle at school!
Re: hiding your porn
I'm on to my second Tardis !shocked!
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: hiding your porn
If you have to do that then your with the wrong person
Same goes for friends & colleagues
Years ago I sent a cheque of for some tapes and when the cheque was cashed it came back through the branch where i worked(where I held the account as well)
Some smart ass photo copied it and wrapped fmy birthday present
in it thining it would embarass me...how wrong they were
When i started telling them about it in detail they squirmed like virgins
Liked they'd never seen one which is most likely
Same goes for friends & colleagues
Years ago I sent a cheque of for some tapes and when the cheque was cashed it came back through the branch where i worked(where I held the account as well)
Some smart ass photo copied it and wrapped fmy birthday present
in it thining it would embarass me...how wrong they were
When i started telling them about it in detail they squirmed like virgins
Liked they'd never seen one which is most likely
Re: hiding your porn
A lot easier to hide in the digital age but many moons ago at a different property I had a "false wall" in the top of a cupboard! Only about about 12x12 inches and painted to match the inside of the cupboard - it was a built in cupboard so was quite easy to do. I felt like Batman "To the porn collection! Let's go Robin!*"
* At no time did I watch muck with a younger male sidekick
* At no time did I watch muck with a younger male sidekick