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Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:16 pm
by qwerty
Mine is safely away from prying eyes in a converted wardrobe, which is kept locked. You never know who's going to turn up at your door, I don't want nosey relatives knowing I watch porn. Most of whom hate porn with a vengeance.
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:22 pm
by fudgeflaps
It better be safe in a hidden 'porno-wing' of the house, as if suddenly pop your clogs there's gonna be some eulogy if they find it! !wink!
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:22 pm
by eroticartist
Jojo, If you have to hide your porn from your wife or partner then you are obviously incompatible. Find a new one!
Mike Freema
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:31 pm
by qwerty
fudgeflaps wrote:
> It better be safe in a hidden 'porno-wing' of the house, as if
> suddenly pop your clogs there's gonna be some eulogy if they
> find it! !wink!
>
>
It's funny you should mentioned that. I've been thinking about that very same scenario myself lately. Unfortunately I don't have a secret 'porno-wing' in my house so it looks like if I suddenly die they'll all know my dirty little secret. !shocked! !oops!
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:41 pm
by fudgeflaps
Best to hide it your mind as, when it comes to sex, the memory of the male mind is photographic!
We should really apply that principle at school!
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:05 pm
by Jacques
Nope, Me and Mrs. J are quite open about porn.
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:25 pm
by Pervert
I'm on to my second Tardis !shocked!
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:44 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
If you have to do that then your with the wrong person
Same goes for friends & colleagues
Years ago I sent a cheque of for some tapes and when the cheque was cashed it came back through the branch where i worked(where I held the account as well)
Some smart ass photo copied it and wrapped fmy birthday present
in it thining it would embarass me...how wrong they were
When i started telling them about it in detail they squirmed like virgins
Liked they'd never seen one which is most likely
Re: hiding your porn
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:35 pm
by kinetic
A lot easier to hide in the digital age but many moons ago at a different property I had a "false wall" in the top of a cupboard! Only about about 12x12 inches and painted to match the inside of the cupboard - it was a built in cupboard so was quite easy to do. I felt like Batman "To the porn collection! Let's go Robin!*"
* At no time did I watch muck with a younger male sidekick
