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When I first read the title to this thread I was thinking: Who the Fuck is "Gerrrard Burglary" and "What did he die of"???????

It isn't Everton fans - it's a Spanish job. Only Rafa can understand his squad rotation so it must be a friend of his that's behind it - someone he confides in about his upcoming team selections!!

And I ain't got much sympathy for Steven Gerrard. These people are cheating him but there are a high number of teams and supporters of those teams that he's cheated with his legendary penalty dives....

yeah...... because London is so crime-free isn't it??!?!?!?!

i've been past his house and i say it is safe as if you haven't got a 4x4 you wont get far, what i've heard its a organzied gang of about 4/5 of the scum bags doing all these's jobs, i'd sat ste's house is probably the best security wise house i've seen out of the players that have been done,

Yawn yawn yawn.

Should be quite simple to have a whip round in the changing room, and offer a reward for the capture and 'processing' of the people involved. Someone will 'solve the problem' for the right price.

IG wrote:

> yeah...... because London is so crime-free isn't it??!?!?!?!

No, but because Roman would have a word with some of his chums to put an end to that...

I thought the post was saying that Stevie G, the man himself, had been stolen; a few Marseille headcases had pilfered him and trying to punt him at the local Cash Convertors for a bargain ?8m. That sort of thing.

Liverpool is dire for this sort of stuff- however, with the wages/ wealth of players involved, there is no excuse for high-level security measures; even having a security guard protecting the house when playing an away fixture or for times when the house is totally vacant.

Common sense would also dictate JUST DON'T RESIDE IN LIVERPOOL, and go live in a nearby town, city, or plush suburb- the commuting would also be a good opportunity to get good use of their flash cars.