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With your porno-nudiness, toasty hot oven and a sizzling (grill) rack, you are the ticket!!

Seriously, if your food looks and tatstes as appetising as it sounds- with an untapped culinary talent firing it all- why not? Beeb 2 for Harmony.

Are you trying to make us drown in our own drool, Ms H?

If so, it's working.

Ms. H has given me a semi by just talking about sausages and onions !blush! !wink! You wait when she offers us advice about stuffing !grin!

Fuck ...stunning looks, home cooking, likes sport and rock/punk music it doesn't get better than that.

Thats the perfect package ...but I must admit I still would, if you were a culinary diaster area, who listened to R&B all day !wink!

You don't do homebrew as well do you Harmony ?

Funny you should mention that!

Third batch of Apple Jack is ready for distillation at the Hex household.

Yes food and moonshine, and a harf decent looking little chef as well ... fuck me bunnet this is better than my old dears I have to say.

There's a joke I could make , involving:

1. Miss Hex

2. A large collection of sausages

3. In the oven

But being a gentleman and scholar, I shall refrain.

You make me sick.

You...you...you...women that can cook! !grin! !bow!

Harmony.

I have a special Christmas sausage. I just need to roll it in someone.xxxxx

Fnah, fnah, yuk,yuk,yuk,you do have a way with the ol' patter, Marino!