used both fiona cooper p/codes, both don't work

[Dibble]

I know it's not you, it's that 'Chris' charachater, and all those who respond as if he's a perfectly sensible chap making a honest enquiry.

Dibble.

[richy]

Cheers, Dibble. I'd have thought they'd have got the message by now. Wait until the pubs chuck out, and it will be brought up all over again.....just like the Kebab on the way home.

[Magoo]

I wonder if Chris put a stamp on the envelope. He might be such a doughnut that he didnt know stamps are needed and the Royal Mail are returning his letters on account of him being a silly doughnut.

I suspect Dibble might be right that Chris may be an awkward customer and FC cant be bothered with the hassle.

We get awkward or moronic clients in my line of work. We find the best strategy is to convince them we are a crap firm and send them off to pester one of our competitors.

[Ben]

Recent events? Have i missed something?!

[Officer Dibble]

'Fiona' being busted for child molesting (she was15 I understand) and downloading kid porn.

Officer Dibble

[Dr Evil]

Until I have evidence that the guy is a time-waster, I'll treat him as a sane (if confused) individual.
We're not all born knowing the arcana of porn-ordering, so a little more tolerance, please, gentlemen.
And if such evidence emerges......go bite his legs.

[Dr Ivel]

The PO would just take the extra profit.
More likely, FC can't be arsed with cash deals anymore (especially if they're all in 2p pieces).

[Magoo]

Oh, you mean he sent his piggy-bank money in! Yep I ca understand Fiona being annoyed at that.

BTW you seem far too tolerant to be Dr Evil or his hungarian cousin Dr Ivel.

Ivel St Gold (sponsored by Isla St Clair in the Mull of Kintyre)

[Genie]

Recent events?

I am relatively new to this forum, so I don't know what these might be.

Also, being relatively new here, I see so far that Dibble is in the trade and knows his stuff. However I don't 'know' him well enough to tell if that post (Fiona Cooper's recent troubles??) is a wind-up or not.

Sorry, don't mean to seem as naive as our Chris...

[jj]

I'm saving my bile in a Big Jar, just waiting for the right moment.....you have been warned.
It's a lovely greeny-brown colour now, just the way I like it....