Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

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jj

Re: Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

Post by jj »

Me three.
But I ain't holding me breath.
Officer Dibble

Re: Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

Post by Officer Dibble »

Thank you JJ and Magoo.... Hmmm, questions, questions.

Magoo was earlier pondering the enigma of Dibble and his sudden celebrity, while earlier in this thread Genie was pondering the more earthy merits of the fabled Laura Singer (isn?t she a doll?) fisting scene. So I?ll respond.

After seeing off the Forumite Hordes at his own personal Agincourt Officer Dibble looks forward to ushering in a new era of peace, love and porno enlightenment. A New Renaissance, a new Camelot. A second dawning of the Age of Aquarius!

Er, ?fraid we can?t afford to dish out any free videos at the moment Magoo but you have my eternal gratitude and forum friendship, and remember. It is written in the Colour Climax Scrolls that those who invoke the name of Officer Dibble on this forum shall render themselves invincible!

Regarding ?Tasmin.? Yes, as I outlined in another thread, I believe I have all of that stuff. Indeed I note that a 60 min solo of Tasmin is available this very day ? video no. V502, price ?15.00 - from all good retailers of any merit and in particular VideoAngels.

Regarding the delectable Laura ? even the omnipotent Dibble is not aware of the fabled fisting scene, so maybe it doesn?t exist? But there?s generally no smoke without fire, so who knows? And my feelers are always extended.

So, no free videos and being a bit skint this week I won?t be able to bestow any titles or land on my loyal knights. But, by way of consolation, if you write to ?P R Mann? explaining that Officer Dibble sent you and outline the circumstances (remembering to including your name and address) the ?Mann? will be authorised to send you beautiful A3 glamour shots of the Lovely Louise Hodges that were signed, in my presence, by the very hand that has wanked some of the finest cocks in the Kingdom!


Officer Dibble - Magnanimous in victory.
Scottie

Re: Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

Post by Scottie »

Officer Dibble is an amusing contributer to this forum,and I have enjoyed his posts in the last week,having not logged on here in a while.But since he has publicly called himself the driving force behind anything new that is occuring in his own little world,and his slight on the mundane tasks he feels are not in his repartoire regarding running an adult video business,I feel I must reply,and stick up for the "little people".Without these people,who do the mundane tasks,he would be absolutely nowhere in this game,as it is the people who perform these tasks keep everything going.
As it takes him forever to get anything done,and believe me,this guy is slow(THE CLIFF THORBURN OF THE PORN INDUSTRY)other workers who rely on his output suffer.But the most damning thing about it is the he suffers himself through lack of output!!!
If he spent as much time on his work instead of pontificating on here,he might become a better businessman,like me.Who is happy to do the mundane tasks,as long as the money keeps rolling.
Yes he has some ideas,but anything worth doing is normally suggested by me Dibble!!!That means anything worth doing for the money!!!!.
Yes CLIFF THORBURN was the champ at one time,but who gives a fuck,and more importantly,WHERE IS HE NOW????
Officer Dibble

Re: Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

Post by Officer Dibble »

Officer Dibble is well used to delflecting flak, even from his own side. But enough already, who's getting the curries in?

Officer Dibble.
Scottie

Re: Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

Post by Scottie »

Is,nt it your turn??????If I remember correctly,but it has been a long time.Mine with plenty of chillies!!!!!!
pornoman

Re: Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

Post by pornoman »

Any chance of sittong down for a hot one Scottie? Give me a call if there's anything going on. Moving soon but phone number the same as of now.

Later amigo.
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