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I'm just an amateur but at least its got its own TV show

Of course its not quite as simple as that

he's actually having the entire toilet refitted now that he's spending more time there than any other room of the house

1st toilet to have arm rests,a food tray & extendable leg rests

The plasma screen behind the Door will be very handy

Just needs to knock a whole in the wall to gain access to the fridge

Judging by what Lizard's been preparing for him, it looks like the toilet is just recycling.

soylent green

More like soylent brown---and very dark brown if he's consuming all that gravy and strong ale.

Might write in to
You are what you eat
on behalf of trumpy

Could be his ticket to fame,fortune & a healthy diet

Not sure he's appreciating all this help.

Heheheheh.

If he is we're obviously wasting our time

Caractacus wrote:

> Where is the old Englishman incubator tonight anyway?

Sorry I was absent last evening. This was due to a series of unfortunate and unexpected movements in the arse-hole region. This resulted in me having to attend on a regular basis the karzee. Apologies to all - normal service has now been resumed.

Shelley Louise wrote:

> Cmon lets all rename trumpy's toilet trips!
>
> Crimping a legenth!

The bog buster
Brown hole evacuation
The gravy's escaped
The splashdown burghers
Turd in the hole
Brown turd in the ring
The big squeeze
I'm off to bounce the poo
Pebble dashing the Trumpy way
The revenge of the U shaped sausage