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Don't we all.

Well...except Dibble. More camp than Butlins, that boy is.

James, I'm sure you'll get some volunteers from here to..........ahem........stand in for you (pun intended) !laugh!

Hope your nadgers are in full working order soon !thumbsup!

Myson

Ouch, that's gotta hurt! Much more vicious than Wazzer's attempt to denigrate Dibbsie, you bitch...Could Britain's finest 'Anti-Chav warrior be, ahem, a bit ginger?

Shut that door, colonel - you cheeky boy!

And if you've a carving for crumpet there's really no excuse nowadays for not indulging yourself. There are umpteen escort agencies, dating agencies and independent courtesans a mere click of the mouse away. The only thing that's stopping you is yourself - oh, and Harriet 'I'll decide what's good for you' Harman, of course.








Officer Dibble

He may have the wealth to have a lovely, sweeping, ascending rockery and be an Uphill Gardener whilst at weekends enjoying some port before he Bowls From The Pavilion End- but I don't think he's a camp-as-a-row-of-pink-tents puddle-jumper.

He may be a raging bender, though.

!wink!