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Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:07 pm
by Mike_CFC
Steve R wrote:

> There were also rumours of Britney's legs getting back together
> again, but an inside source says this would be stretching
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Ha ha.Britney needs another knee op after injuring it running away from paparazzi,and this time her tits explode !laugh!


Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:42 pm
by colonel
Major record companies to begin to collapse..
Madonna leaves Warners for Live Nation;
Macca gone from EMI to Starbucks [after 45 years] ;
Radiohead from EMI to XL;
Stones from EMI to Universal.

EMI could be in deep deep shit- so many of their artists own their own recordings and licence them to EMI; a policy developed in the 70s, ironically, to stop their artists from leaving then.

So not merely the artists could go, but their classic hits- artists like Pink Floyd, Queen, Kate Bush...

The Zeppelin are without a deal- they have their O2 live album to put out; and the rumours are that that will be on Universal as well.

Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:11 pm
by Ace
A set of gigs to commemorate the release of 'Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols' 30 years previously at Brixton, Manchester and Glasgow


Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:20 pm
by laralatex
Ben Dover releases a hit record......with a free pair of pants with every LP bought!


Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:58 pm
by Pervert
Simon Cowell's ego will eat up the rest of the universe

People will discover that Pete "Emperor's New Clothes" Doherty is a talentless cokehead

After the successful reunion of Take That, Steps will seek to follow suit

Cliff Richard will be revealed as Daniel O'Donnell's secret wife

Stevie Wonder will remember how to write great songs

Sir Paul McCartney will marry Chantelle

Steve56 will get his own radio show (Not arf)

Ray Davies will be knighted

Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:48 pm
by The Last Word
Seriously big rock fatality: Young, Cohen, Bowie etc. Hollywood announces biopic.

Pink Floyd head back to the studio....minus Waters.

Axel Rose pencils-in release date for Chinese Democracy. Last remaining fan stiffles yawn.

EMI attempt doomed insurance scam by setting ablaze warehouse containing 1m unsold R. Williams 'Rudebox' albums. Relight E-M-I Fire, says The Sun.

Biggest comeback: Whitney Houston

Biggest reunion: The Jackson 5


Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:42 pm
by fudgeflaps
Elvis returns from self-imposed exile, with the shock news that Lord Lucan has been buggering Shergar for 20 years in Goa.


Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:29 am
by Mike_CFC
laralatex wrote:

> Ben Dover releases a hit record......with a free pair of pants
> with every LP bought!
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I'd more prefer a night with one of his babes with every LP bought !love! !wink!

Miss Latex:Was'nt Mr Dover involved in music before going on to more fruitful means of entertainment?


Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:31 am
by colonel
Mike_CFC wrote:

>Was'nt Mr Dover involved in music before going on to
> more fruitful means of entertainment?


He was a rock drummer-I understand he used his penis rather than drumsticks.

Re: POP Predictions for 2008

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:36 am
by steve56
Jim Davidson makes a LP called JD Sings ELP