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Re: Best glue for broken chairs

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:34 pm
by Trumpton
When you've repaired this chair, will you use it again?


Re: Best glue for broken chairs

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:25 pm
by Mr Mark
I have since developed a more chair-friendly wanking 'stance', which is closer to crouching in the chair, like a masturbating hobbit, rather than leaning back.

Will try the glue option and make sure I continue with the wank-friendly positioning. I'll also avoid inviting 'the fat' to sit down. They can stand. It'll do them good.

Did any of that make sense? I have man flu and can barely see the screen *sniff*.


Re: Best glue for broken chairs

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:43 pm
by Jacques
Mr Mark wrote:

> like a masturbating hobbit

Mind bleach to aisle 3 please.


Re: Best glue for broken chairs

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:58 pm
by Sam Slater
Can you imagine the silhouette he's producing on the curtains? !shocked!

The neighbours, for the love of all that's decent!!!!!!!!!!


Re: Best glue for broken chairs

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:33 pm
by Mr Mark
A wanking Nosferatu...