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[quote]Does not smoke (where did you get that from?).[/quote]

I'm sure I heard you say you encouraged a lady friend to start smoking again, somewhere. Did I dream it?

Well, after THAT description of me, I am now complete with fully-erect penis!

Nope, bald and fat PORG. But a nice try, Sam.

Prof wrote:

> I'll give you 7/10 !thumbsup!

It's surprising what one can deduce from a person via cyberspace. !sherlock!

crofter wrote:

> Trumpty with your picturing of Sam's appearance it sounds to me
> like you have been browsing too many editions of
> Grattans/Marshall Ward & Littlewoods Catalogues ... you know
> the bit at the back of the Menswear Section just after all the
> trendy stuff has gone.
>
> Am I close??

It's a combination of taking a brief butchers at those type of catalogues, and also using what the Prof has told us about him through this forum. !sherlock! !wink!

Caractacus wrote:

> Nope, bald and fat PORG. But a nice try, Sam.

You and me then Carac. !wink!

It's the fault of all those pies y'know!

Aye, them pies and the all chip diet will do it every time

I had sausage and chips for my lunch and I'm eating chocolate as I type this. It's intoxicating.

Zooter wrote:

> 5'7''. No glasses. Podgier than suggested. Short hair,
> thinning at back. Woolly jumper n jeans, fleece. Does not smoke
> (where did you get that from?).

I'd always imagined you to be tall, blond and athletic?

And I'm on Buzzcocks tonight !laugh!