Re: Red Ken at it again
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:04 pm
Forget all that ?fashionable with the chattering classes? hand wringing nonsense about global warming, because I have the answer. Yes, it's true. The planet is saved! And hey, you won't believe how ludicrously simple is its after all those poncy pseudo scientific tossers went on Champagne quaffing junkets to Kyoto and the like.
This is it - we immediately limit everyone on the planet to a maximum of one or two kids apiece (definitely one in the 3rd world). As the world population gradually falls, so will carbon consumption (as well as that of every other finite resource). And when we each have enough room to swing a cat we'll all feel so much more relaxed about things (sigh). At that point I'll step up to the plate to be awarded a plethora of Nobel prizes and bask in the fervent gratitude of a indebted planet.
Officer Dibble
Officius Dibblus est amplus amor deus
This is it - we immediately limit everyone on the planet to a maximum of one or two kids apiece (definitely one in the 3rd world). As the world population gradually falls, so will carbon consumption (as well as that of every other finite resource). And when we each have enough room to swing a cat we'll all feel so much more relaxed about things (sigh). At that point I'll step up to the plate to be awarded a plethora of Nobel prizes and bask in the fervent gratitude of a indebted planet.
Officer Dibble
Officius Dibblus est amplus amor deus