Nice but improbable teenage tits...

[Sam Slater]

In Barcode's defence, I must point out that you make a living out of guys, whom the majority may not have 'lady friends'.

Just a thought eh?

[Officer Dibble]

Emily?s got a point. There's nothing wrong with chaps taking an active interest in the opposite sex - and even doing a little in depth research on member sites and forums like these. But it seems to me there are to many sad fucks out there who seemingly spend all their spare time hanging round 'Babe Channels' and porno forums asking for "IDEEEEEE's!? free pictures and movies, or fawning over some seriously unimpressive charva as if she were Aphrodite incarnate.

They obviously haven?t got a clue about real women and relationships with women out in the real world or the divi twats wouldn?t be hanging round saying stuff like - "You were GR8 in 'British Creampie Slappers Love it Reely, Reely, Hard Up The Shit Hole - Volume Umpteen? and your scene with Dickwad Dave in ?Filthy Fucking Fuck Sluts Get Rag-Dolled In Reading? was reelly, reely, reeeeelly, hot!"

Is this what they think real women in the real world are like? Do they think women in general are 'Filthy fucking fuck sluts' or 'Reely dirty, filthy slappers' who obligingly hang around on council estates or in dark laybys waiting for some chortling git with a wobbly cam to come along and film them being willingly, slapped, choked and generally abused? Because if those sad fucks do think that then they need to get a life, fast. It seems to me that the more intellectually and psychologically challenged 'fans' who spend most of their time hanging around porno forums talking porno bollocks (he, he, he) with similarly minded people, could get a totally skewed idea of real world sex and real relationships with real women - particularly if they?ve never had a relationship with a real woman.

Grown blokes of 35 + shouldn't be hiding behind their computer monitors fawning over some flakey chavy scrubber in their teens or early twenties. They need to get out once in a while and get themselves a proper woman, a woman in their own age group who they can communicate with on an equal level. There's no excuse for sitting alone in their bed-sits, phoning some cuntish 'Babe channel' or chortling along with the twatish git on the DVD as he spits on the bald beaver of the androgynous, teeny, crack ho. Not today with all these dating sites and escort agencies. Real world women have never been so available - they?re just a phone call or e-mail away. All blokes need to experience a real world woman once in a while, in order to be able to put things into perspective ? particularly in the sexual arena.




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[Sam Slater]

I couldn't agree more, Mr Dibble. I was just pointing out the obvious. These 'sad gits' are people she's -and you?- making money out of with one hand, while slagging them off/taking the piss with t'other.

Maybe a man of principle would put your rant on the front page of their porn site as a reminder before wasting their money on another dvd?

As much as the 'babecast brigade' do my box in around here, this IS a porn forum.

[Officer Dibble]

"These 'sad gits' are people she's -and you?- making money out of with one hand, while slagging them off/taking the piss with t'other."

That?s a fair point, Sam, and of course I have considered it. If you?d care to go back to what I said I did add the caveat that -

?There's nothing wrong with chaps taking an interest in the opposite sex - and even doing a little in depth research on member sites and forums like these.?

It?s the dippy fuckers who seem to have little life and few interests other than porno and view sex and women through the distorting prism of crass gonzo porn (which is pretty much all porn nowadays) who I?m railing against.

All I can say in both my own, and my customer?s, defense is that I don?t have any personal interest in, or much commercial truck with, that type of material. Yes, there are one or two bald beavered teeny types being shagged and such on our sites, but there's very little ?anal? and certainly no slapping, spitting, choking or the dragging of unattractive girls through the pseudo sexual gutter. So the dickwads I?m talking about wouldn?t be interested in our stuff anyway.






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[Deuce Bigolo]

Preferably one that likes PORN

Even if that happens to be 101 ways to make love starring Marino & a female friend

[Arginald Valleywater]

Could be real. Trainee in our office is 16 and has a fabulous pair of scones, and is most proud of them I might add!!

[laralatex]

You're right Myson. At the bottom of the page there's some disclaimer about the texts costing ?1.50 to receive.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]All I can say in both my own, and my customer’s, defense is that I don’t have any personal interest in, or much commercial truck with, that type of material. Yes, there are one or two bald beavered teeny types being shagged and such on our sites, but there's very little ’anal’ and certainly no slapping, spitting, choking or the dragging of unattractive girls through the pseudo sexual gutter. So the dickwads I’m talking about wouldn’t be interested in our stuff anyway.[/quote]

That's fair enough. I just think Barcode isn't one of these guys you're on about. He's added to different debates in a civilised, sensible manner and this was the first post I've noticed where girls have been mentioned.

If he had been spamming the forum with lustful bile over a prolonged period then I'd be inclined to agree with you and Emily more, but as it is, I thought it was a cheap shot that was uncalled for.

[Officer Dibble]

"That's fair enough. I just think Barcode isn't one of these guys you're on about."

I wasn't really thinking about Barcode, there are many more here who need to get a life and a proper (non-porno) woman in front of him. I was simply keying off Emily's post about some folks needing to get a life - an issue that as been bugging me for quite some time, as the tastes, attitudes and discourse on here has, to my mind, become increasingly cretinous and boorish over the years. Some of these people surely have issues of social inadequacy and it?s not doing them any favors (or society in general) to let them think that real women in the real world would have any truck with any of that divi dogging, bukkake, cream pie, double DP, anal, ATM, spitting, slapping, speculum bollocks that you see some dickwads chortling about on here.

Mind you, I?ve often wondered at Barcode?s penchant for trawling social networking sites in search of teenies with big tits. What drives him to do it? What does he get out of it? Does he hope to meet a teeny with big tits and shag her? Would that be appropriate for someone in their 30?s, say? And if the girl was stupid and flakey would it be a case of him doing it to her - and not them both doing it together, as equals? And how would he feel about that? These are just a few of the fascinating questions that I?ve turned over in mind.






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[NeilUK]

Surely its these very people you make most of your money by though? The guys who have an interest in a beautiful woman but don't obsess are less likely to buy enough porn to keep you guys in work.

I think its really interesting on BGAFD just how many people in the industry slag off their fans/viewers. Without them you may have to go out and get a real job , something you don't enjoy. Now I am not saying you all don't work hard, of course you do, but you love what you do. You should at least sometimes stop and reflect that the vast majority of people don't do a job they love. Really doesn't seem to make financial sense either for someone to slag off their customers!