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Re: The colour Gold
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:54 am
by Steve R
fudgeflaps wrote:
> "...............as being "coloured blind" - unless, of
> course, that person were also dyslexic "........
>
> ..........and/ or racist?
Possibly, but it might also be taken as meaning the exact opposite:
ie "blind to differences in colour"
A Gold coloured car?
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:59 am
by laralatex
!puke!
Re: A Gold coloured car?
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:03 am
by Steve R
That's it - get it all up and you'll feel better in no time !happy!
Re: The colour Gold
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:23 pm
by Ace
fudgeflaps wrote:
> Sorry to hear of your dilemma, Ace, my good man.
>
> Shades of gold?? WTF????
>
> Here's to help with the colourblindness. If you can't SEE the
> colour, VISUALISE it, with the help of Fudge's dulux chart:
>
> -Pure gold; as it says, pure gold.
>
> -(Terry's All) Gold; 'off-gold'.
>
> -9ct; shiny, shiny.
>
> -18ct; shiny, shiny, shiny.
>
> -Goldie Hawn; looks good on most gold cars.
>
> -Bobby Gould; shitey ex-coventry boss gold.
>
> -Bobby George: darts bling tacky gold.
>
> -Atkinson; Racist Ron bling gold.
>
> -Golden Retriever: smelly gold.
>
> -Goldfinger: jobby-brown gold, derived from prison slang sex
> manoeuvre of the digit.
>
> Watch out for these misnomers in the chart:
>
> -Golden delicious (is actually green)
>
> -Golden Wonder: is actually silver, that's where the 'Wonder'
> comes from';
>
> -Fool's Gold: feckin magnolia white.
>
>
>
> FUDGEY'S EXPERT COLOUR DIAGNOSIS FOR ACE'S ROVER:
>
> You need 'metallic gold', or a dose of Goldie Hawn.
>
> You can aerosol it, buy a tiny wee pot of it, or melt down some
> of Dibble's 24-ct sovereign ring bling and fill the gap with
> that.
>
>
>
> Joking aside, all the best with your wee quandry! !wink!
> !thumbsup!
Good post, made me laugh before the SERIOUS business of tonights match between Chelsea and that there Liverpool slags!