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My Tefal's doing well. true, it's not exactly boiling, but it'll do me. You don't use boiling water to make tea anyway - so Orwell says.

Expect to see a rake of them in charity shops over the next year or two, they just dont make the water hot enough for tea, but I may have bought a duff one, I'll buy another, I dont even know where the original ones gone.... it was great for drinking fresh filtered water though..

You may have a duff one. Mine vibrates like a good'n but my mates is pretty quiet. Technology eh?

Im thinking I'll replace mine with a nubile 18yr old swedish girl with large breasts who shall reside permanantly in the kitchen, then at my command of 'more tea svetlana' she puts the kettle on and makes me a cuppa, then proceeds to suck me knob whilst it's cooling...forget technology.

Nice, do they do those in Comet?

Don't get mixed up with the other model: the 'nubile 18yr old Swedish male'. Entertaining guests would be tricky.

Welcome back Lizard !happy!

Lizard wrote:

> Hey Trumpton, hope your well tell me what I have missed? but
> only if it's worth it.

Phew! It's been so busy round here in your absence it's difficult to know where to start. The biggest development is, of course, Wazza been shown the door.

Welcome back Liz.

Oh WZR is still around .....

Hi Jacques, hope your well I myself am in fine fettle and just off to put some lard on the cats boil..later.