O/T Omar's wine bar!

[John Mason]

I wonder if he's going into business with Vinny Curran?
If he is then it should be interesting if nothing else!

[jj]

A: it is (or rather was) a major centre for the manufacture of quality shoes, hence the nickname of the football club: 'The Cobblers'.

[Lizard]

Brings a whole new meaning to popping out for a Quickie!
or fancy a Stiff one.

[webmasterjms@coolpiranha.com]

I heard that he was going into it with an ex-Grange Hill actress. Kelly George or something. It doesn't bear thinking about: girls in school uniforms behind the bar, Omar strolling around with a large hunk of man meat poking out of his trousers...

The place will be crawling with coppers. On their night's off!

Incidentally, I'd avoid the cocktails. I hear Omar makes them and then just as he's about to pour them, he hears a key in the door and legs it out the back with the rest of the bar staff!*

*if you've seen his films, you'll know what I'm on about.