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Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:49 pm
by colonel
Neighbour Mr.Peter Kite [75] says that prostitution and drugs will follow next.

Meanwhile, The Mayor wants people to contact Trading Standards.


Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:23 pm
by andy at handiwork
I am reminded of the old lady who called the police round because she could see a couple having sex from her bedroom window. When the copper said he couldn't see anything, she said, 'You'll have to get on top of the wardrobe and use these binoculars.'

Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:41 pm
by miller

This story made me laugh so very very hard. Like cuelad I particularly like the quote
"If you've got pornography here now, you're going to have prostitution next, you're going to have drugs. In a residential area? No way - no way."

Does anybody here know how to contact Mr Edwards, to let him know he's not alone in thinking his neighbours are morons?

Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:09 pm
by gdw
God they are all incredibly small minded and as for the mayor

he probably knows more prostitutes than Mr Edwards

Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:15 pm
by jimslip
The report said:

"All right, there are girls visiting and there are camera people coming in and out but they are all clothed when they come out."

Calls himself a pornographer? For God's sake when my crew, cast and myself leave the house we're ALWAYS NAKED, apart from the girls who usually wear mini-kilts and thigh highs! If the cops are called we usually ask them to join in and we all have a massive orgy in the road. Last week the Lady Mayoress turned up to complain but we got her to join in as well and we DP'd her, well that was before the girls had pissed all over her. Then to my surprise the Bishop turned up and said, "Hey Jim, can I join in, maybe I can stick my dick in the Lady Mayoress's mouth while your DP'ing 'er, the Catholic Church has recently changed its policy on DP's so it's cool?" "Yeah, sure, Bishop" I answered, " get stuck in and ya can have the 2 tasty teens for afters, weh,hey,hey!"
Well, you could have blown me down with a feather, cos shortly afterwards a coach load of Japanese tourists showed up with cameras clicking, "Herro Jimbo!" they cried," We would velly much like to join in stleet sex party wich very tladitional in UK!" Well, ! shouted back, "Yeah, come and join in, theres a couple of holes unfilled over there!" pointing to the 2 teens bent over wiggling their arses........."What about me ya bastard, "Shouted the Mayoress," I want some hard Jap cock as well and me face covered in hot Miso sauce too!"

Naah... it's a non-stop cavalcade of sex-fun at jim slip HQ! !happy!


Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:24 pm
by Dave Wells
A Bishop called Thring I presume ?


Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:36 pm
by jimslip
As it happens YES! and said bishop is about to embark on a trip with myself to do some filming in Prague, which should be great!


Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:43 pm
by WoodWhacker
I just get pissed off at small minded bigots and do gooders ruining everyone else's fun =)

How they link making porn movies as instantly moving on to prostitution and drugs, feck knows! Guess they all sleep in single beds in different bedrooms in their houses down that Cul-de-sac!!

Re: Neighbours in porn movie protest

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:08 pm
by planeterotica
jimslip wrote:

> As it happens YES! and said bishop is about to embark on a trip
> with myself to do some filming in Prague, which should be
> great!
>
planeterotica wrote:

Would this be the said Bishop then Jim !wink!