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Cheers jj. I had not realised I was a relic yet. That means we are both protected as if we were listed buildings. As for the Wildlife Act I am not sure if I am covered but the contents of my fridge definately are.

I'm all for preserving the wild life.
I desperately try to lead one......

Well if its wildlife you want why not move into my fridge? I will not charge you rent as long as you dont put your big hob-nail boots in my butter. And dont eat that pork pie at the back as its part of a government experiment on e-coli transmission(its also part or "parts" of pigs willy, testacles, clitoris, fanny lips and other things like pigs armpits. Waste not want not is the motto of the meat industry. I found a cows tooth in a burger once.

Magoo (PR man for the meat industry)

For fucks sake JJ! I did not mean you could move into my fridge straight away.

Pass me that can of lager. No thats the ketchup. Is just behind your left shoulder next to the Utterly Butterly. Yep thats it thanks. And stop peeing in the ice tray.

Where's the bread?
Man cannot live by Cake alone........

I can! as long as it,s battenburg.


and of course........ehm

Eeurrrghhh......all that Froggy marzipan stuff.
Try Bakewells instead.