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'Sarkozy the Burning Elastic Cunt is a Big Tit'?
Trips easily enough off the tongue......

...if yer Welsh.

As it works just as well in Breton, I'll use it! Cheers JJ.

Yer welcome.
If you like, I also have a vast collection of sheet-music
prominently featuring Breton folk-songs, which are absolutely
fantastic, cover-versions of which would guarantee your band
at least six consecutive number ones and a couple of platinums.
Think: the Spinners meet Grand Funk Railroad- It's toe-tappingly
tango-licious !!

"Elastic cunt bucket" Perfect, and much better than 'Flock of pissflaps', clearly thats would never make the R1 playlist.

Melvyn Bragg writes:
The correct collective noun is 'urination', as in 'a urination of
pissflaps'. Similar to a 'salutation of larks', or a 'stupidity of
politicians'.

Anyone got any nasal spray? Thag you very buch.

Yer Liz get it right, have you been talking to that daft Georgie again who's name shall not get a mention?

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No, but Ill be speaking to him soon, and when I tell him about
all this he'll probably come round your house and shit through
yer letter-box.

If he hasn't already.....