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1. How the fuck do you know this, Sam?

2. Who the fuck is Max?

I think that he is olay really.

The real question:

Is Sam Keith?

Is Keith Sam?

Do you give a fuck?

Me neither.

Well, when it comes to Arch Stanton, he told us directly.

As for Keith....well, it's a long story. He's changed his username that much now that we're used to it.

Giles was definitely Keith Rasputin. I found that out for definite but I can't say how. When he came back as Barcode (after he took issue with Red about something of other) he got booted after a while which leads me to believe the mods realised who he was, though I couldn't be certain.

Decide for yourself:

Barcode: "You should smoke a fattie, drink some white rum, sit in the sun and be happy man."

Barcode: "And they would go off and smoke a big one too!! lol..."

Now compare it to a recent statements from Reggie:

Reggie Perrin: "You are having an anxiety attack. Take drugs or chill out, the choice is stark!"

Reggie Perrin"Saying that I had a very nice cigar when I was over in Holland recently, but it was Xmas..... lol"

I mean, I think Keith/Barcode/Reggie is alright really. He's not racist or prejudiced like some others. Seems bright enough too. I just think it's funny when he comes up with all these aliases and expects no one to notice!

Look what Reggie says here: [], compared to what Barcode says here: [].

These are only two quick instances from the top of the archives. I'm sure there are more (I remember them but don't have the will to trawl through them).

Well, you asked.

You think so? Nah... I'm alright on my own for a bit. Always had some bird or other since I left school so time spent chatting to you balances out all those 'good' years....lol.

I still find time for sex, which keeps me ticking over. She's big-titted too. Just your type......lol.

Sorry, Keith.

You are keeping notes about Keith and his great quotations going back HOW MANY years?????

Eh? Bgafd keep the archives, not me.

I think I've upset Keith. I didn't mean too. I just thought he was playing hide and seek. I keep winning too.

He might come and stalk you.

He always wanted to be a cowboy.

Lee Van Keith!

[I've waited years to use that line!]

With the amount of times he's told us how great Holland is compared to the rest of the world, no doubt I'd here him stalking me a mile away.

It's the clogs you see. Hardly ninja shoes are they?