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"Network Rail [i.e. me]"

You dont own that as well now do you! fuck me, your global empire has expanded a bit eh?, I remember when you just had Lehman Brothers, RBS, Northern rock, Mc Donalds, Burger king, B and Q, and BP....any chance of a loan, I need some new Lama's.

Watch it young Liz- I just bought N Rock, so that's all yer
savings gone for a Burton.

Meanwhile, I'm off to me mansion on Barbuda, to anally shag
200 hiogh-class prossies and swalllow 300 bottles of Dom P. ...

Did I mention the Blue Whale barbie, with sauteed Gorilla steaks?

No, but you have now, It's one thing to be as rich as you are, but another to gloat about it, some of us can't even afford a rusty spade to shove right up your arse..

Do we still do things in btu's?
I'd have thought the EU would have interfered....

Fuck no wonder Network Rail have hit the fucking buffers JJ. You probably ordered a couple of steam trains for them while you were at it!!

They are by all acounts fucking pish (these coolers not the trains) and too much work filling them up with ice and water and turps - then emptying the pish that spills out ... if I wanted to actually do something while being royally barbecued I would open the fucking windows.


But thanks anyway ....

crofter wrote:

> Just bought a Porable Air Con Unit from Ebay

Therein lies the problem Croftey - as soon as you mentioned that dreaded word 'Ebay' that's when it all started going rotten.

I'll pay you, you poor Northern git, 45p and ten Luncheon Vouchers
to shove a shovel up Trumpty's arse, if I can film it.

We have 15000btu units from B&Q for the offices at work but size of the offices is greater than the recommended room size for the unit and the biggest office at least really needs two.

Provided they go on when we start they cool temperature that built up overnight and keep temperature more bearable as sun beats down on roof and in afternoon through windows but they certainly don't get temperature down to the set 22 degrees.

crofter wrote:
> Fuck no wonder Network Rail have hit the fucking buffers JJ.
No, that was becaue they appointed an ex-biscuit salesman as
chairman.

> You probably ordered a couple of steam trains for them while
> you were at it!!
I did try, but it got bounced. My point that steam trains in the 30s
did most journeys 20% quicker than today was loftily ignored : -)


> They are by all acounts fucking pish (these coolers not the
> trains) and too much work filling them up with ice and water
> and turps -
You can [and I do] run them dry- to be honest it IS a lot of 'pish'
with the water/ice, and the benefit is marginal. Plus, running dry
cuts the fuel-consumption.