Smurfs

[jj]

... or a chesty cough.

[Sam Slater]

One of my mates, years ago, would come back from the club at 6am and watch the telletubbies while still under the influence of amphetamines and ecstasy.

According to him it was the best show on tv!

[jj]

'Countdown' is great, after a night on the piss.

[Zorro]

Smurf poo is blue

[jj]

And you know this how, exactly [shudder]?

[supsim96]

let's hope nobody has been cloning the little fuckers . . . .

[supsim96]

that jocko cow Dr Gillian McKeath would love prodding around in smurf shite then?

[supsim96]

good question! always thought that father abrahams was a sinister old codger though . . .

[jj]

I expect Smurfette refused to have sex with any of them.

.....wasn't there a 'porno Smurf' flick knocking around a while ago?

[supsim96]

aren't they belgian as well? always sinister that one . . . .