duchess of york

[Arginald Valleywater]

No way. Rough as a Badgers posterior.

[steve56]

Funny you say that i always thought she was rough and ready i pissed myself laughing when Roy Hudd made a joke about her in the 80s!

[supsim96]

Are the Royals (and "no-longer-royals"!) ever going to make a re-run of their successful "It's A Knockout" TV programme?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Might be a new term on the horizon

Mutton done up as lamb becomes

Mutton done up as Pork

Sounds quite appetising actually...lol

[Zorro]

So so bitter.

Ugly yes
Ginger yes
a cunt, no, nice lady but not a looker, bet she'd be a cracking shag

[steve56]

Funny she was praising Andy up they wasnt together long

[biffalo]

I'd give the old Duchess one...purely in the interests of Republicanism. I bet she's a right dirty bitch...and by the way, I love a ginger minge.

[spider]

I'm all for screwing the Royals (in the name of republicanism of course), but I think I'd rather have a go at one (or both) of her daughters though.

Beatrice


Bit meaty, but you have to make sacrifices in the name of Republicism

Eugenie


The not quite so ugly one