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Noisy Neighbours
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Re: Noisy Neighbours
RoddersUK wrote:
> About 12 years ago my eldest brother had squatters break into
> the empty property next door to him in Brighton. He knew the
> owner and knew that the place had been secure.
> He went to the back door and kicked it in and confronted the
> bastards and laid down the ground rules.
> Any noise disturbing him and he would be back with his gang.
> Any rubbish on his front or back and he would be back with his
> gang.
> Any loud music and he would be back with his gang.
> Basically, upset him and he would be back with his gang.
> (he was a builder and had several blokes that he employed and
> would back him up)
> He never had the slightest trouble from them after that.
> He was one of those blokes who would deck you and then ask
> questions. I do it the other way round.
>
> Sadly he died 10 years ago and I still miss my best friend.
The 'equalizer' I used was ex-Russian special forces. (And looked exactly like the person you'd imagine in a film, 6ft 3in, pure muscle)
He merely went round, 'explained' the problem, advised them on a suitable solution, and informed them of the penalties for failing to stick to the agreed deal.
As I said, they couldn't move out quickly enough!
> About 12 years ago my eldest brother had squatters break into
> the empty property next door to him in Brighton. He knew the
> owner and knew that the place had been secure.
> He went to the back door and kicked it in and confronted the
> bastards and laid down the ground rules.
> Any noise disturbing him and he would be back with his gang.
> Any rubbish on his front or back and he would be back with his
> gang.
> Any loud music and he would be back with his gang.
> Basically, upset him and he would be back with his gang.
> (he was a builder and had several blokes that he employed and
> would back him up)
> He never had the slightest trouble from them after that.
> He was one of those blokes who would deck you and then ask
> questions. I do it the other way round.
>
> Sadly he died 10 years ago and I still miss my best friend.
The 'equalizer' I used was ex-Russian special forces. (And looked exactly like the person you'd imagine in a film, 6ft 3in, pure muscle)
He merely went round, 'explained' the problem, advised them on a suitable solution, and informed them of the penalties for failing to stick to the agreed deal.
As I said, they couldn't move out quickly enough!
We have need of you again, great king.
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justincyder
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meh just go's to show then...doh
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justincyder wrote:
> meh just go's to show then...doh
Yes, but the problems that I hear about happening in the UK are slowly but surely unfolding here too.
> meh just go's to show then...doh
Yes, but the problems that I hear about happening in the UK are slowly but surely unfolding here too.
Phwooorr...look at her....CRASH
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[quote]If you think that anybody in the rest of the world thinks that we show the way and are looked at as some kind of ideal in any context you are way way behind the times.[/quote]
You seem to be fairly confident about what the rest of the world thinks about the UK. The world is a very big place, Keith. Stop generalising.
You seem to be fairly confident about what the rest of the world thinks about the UK. The world is a very big place, Keith. Stop generalising.
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
Re: Noisy Neighbours
Yes, Rodders, you are correct, I am being too harsh on a beautiful building. As an alternative maybe all 600 or so MP's could be made to run a race up Whitehall, whereupon one of the few RAF's Apache Helicopter could be dispatched and with the aid of it's chaingun which holds approx 1200 rounds, could simply strafe the fleeing MP's as they run for their lives, naturally taking care to avoid damaging the Cenotaph!
My rule would be firm, but fair!
My rule would be firm, but fair!
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Winner of Best TVX series 2011, "Laras Anal Adventures"
Re: Noisy Neighbours
Oh, I forgot about Tony Blair, he would be tried, found guilty and then handed over to my personal executioner (and general help) for justice to handed out!
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Re: Noisy Neighbours
Yeh, way to go Jim.
You could head an interim government and I will run the Army to rid us of all the shyte in our society.
I know this will annoy some as our shyte is their thing.
But, who the fuck cares about them?
You could head an interim government and I will run the Army to rid us of all the shyte in our society.
I know this will annoy some as our shyte is their thing.
But, who the fuck cares about them?
RoddersUK