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Not so much a joke as a blatant plug for me being on Sky Channel 954/945 wed7th 9pm.... if you watch the show and wanna call in,get the tissues out- Sarah likes it Dirrty!wink! Will post my sad attempt at a joke on the train down to london Weds.. with love x

With a risk of sounding stupid, I have to ask ....what's funny about this? I don't get it. I know the "i before e..." thing and it's relation to spelling, but I don't get the punchline of the joke.




RoddersUK wrote:

> Priest, i before e except after c, normally.
>
>

LOL, nevermind, I just ..."got it". hehe. Silly me.

2 nuns in the bath, one say's 'wheres the soap' the other say's 'yes it does,doesn't it'

2 togs in africa filming lions - the lions start getting nasty - one tog opens his bag and takes out his nike running shoes. the other tog say's 'you'll never outrun those lions with those' - the other tog say's 'as long as i can fucking outrun you,i'll be ok'

alright, both vintage - but worth recycling

Priest not Preist.
Punchline, "Kissed a frog and it turned in to a 12 year old boy"!
Where the fuck have you been matey? It's all over the world about Catholic Priests abusing boys. That's what the joke is about.

but,I`d like to be able to re tell these in public... You know,have people think `Oh that Sarah,isnt she FUNNY`....Chortle,Mirth,etc........ Not `That Poor girl ... I know,I`ll get her a good joke book for Christmas!`...... This is in fact a joke,and in no means a reflection of Spanner, pinching Mysons jokes,they are that old....... !thumbsup!

Ah yes the old ones are the best...

Two nuns are cycling down a bumpy street, when one says "I've never come this way before".

The other nun replies, "It must be the cobbles!".


A streaker runs through a convent. One nun had a heart attack, two more nuns fainted, and Mother Superior had a stroke.

Yeah I got it after the first post I made. I didn't understand you were referring to the post above yours. I thought the "I before..." was a separate joke of it's own in some way. I'm not a native english speaker so I wondered what the hell a grammar rule does to a priest to make it funny, but then I understood what was meant with that one. Heh, the jokes on me...

RoddersUK wrote:

> Priest not Preist.
> Punchline, "Kissed a frog and it turned in to a 12 year old
> boy"!
> Where the fuck have you been matey? It's all over the world
> about Catholic Priests abusing boys. That's what the joke is
> about.
>
>

Floydoid,Myson and Spanner ,in the corner,NOW!teacher!

Three Nuns were sitting in a park, A flasher comes up to them. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke, The third nun wouldn't touch him.

What is the definition of suspicion---A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

Ava Maria--I dont mind if i do.