New Porn Star

[jj]

Marcus leaves 'em panting for more......like the consummate professional he is.
LOL.

[Victoria Wine]

Yep. He was in earlier and we had to order more stock after he left. He was last seen at Kamals Kebab House reeling around and shouting about sickos and nonces! Johnny Walker behaved in a decent fashion however.

[Lizard]

On the contrary jj, Aurora is my favourite porn star- till next week, then it will be someone else no doubt,capricious thing that I am, she is lovely though, and I,m still looking for films b.t.w ?????

[jj]

I mailed you, hence the thinly-veiled sarcasm.
[I always find a thin veil adds a certain alluring air of mystery, don't you?]

[magoo]

Sarcasm? Whats that? I suspect the thicker the veil the better in your case JJ old chap. Sorry, just felt like giving some gratuitous verbal abuse to someone. I know thats normally Marcus` job but I think he is busy running around the room after that girl with a bottle of baby lotion in his hand. Still at least it keeps him from verbally abusing us all for one night.

[jj]

Marcus, running???!!!
He don't go chasing them (not that his Zimmer will let him), he gets them to come to him.

[Lizard]

Well I survived the plauge of Eyam using a thin viel back in 1666, us reptiles have a long shelf life you know!

[marcusallen]

Afternoon one and all.
Her name is Nicky and she damn near killed me.

[Shaun?]

That ain't too hard, you've put yourself halfway there with those late night meetings with J Walker et co )

[woodgnome]

when will the website be up and running?