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People on ?60 a week can live the life of Riley...

If they rob others, burgle houses and sell drugs and not declare their earnings. Maybe this is the kind of free enterprise that is encouraged.

I would advise those people pay their taxes to stay legal.

You know the rules PH.
It's his thread so he can do what he likes.
Maybe he's just making a list of everybody he would give the money to.

Apologies for not replying earlier. I have been celebrating Blackpool's position of 4th in the Premier League. I realise that it is early doors but the fact that we are above Man City is a bit of a laugh!

Now I have given a great deal of thought to your questions and I have decided to give my untold wealth to you, two gentlemen. In order for me to be able to give this money away, I need you to give me all your relevant financial details. In return my financial adviser, based in Lagos, will be in touch to finalise all the arrangements.

I trust the fact that I am giving my untold wealth away answers both Dick's question as to what I would do with millions and PH's question as to whether I have been affected by the recession.

Of course, as a prerequisite to getting this wealth, you would both have to attend the David Johnson Political Awareness seminar which will leave you both with a much more rounded understanding of politics, in particular the socio-economic forces which majorly impact your lives.

I await your full, financial details with interest.

Cheers
D

The email address of my Lagos representative to whom you should convey all your financial details is hilario_ngog@gmail.com.

The next David Johnson Political Awareness course will take place on a council estate in Milddlesborough at the beginning of October. Bring your own shinpads.

Kind Regards
David

You almost had me fooled there David. I mean Lagos !!!!!! If you?d said somewhere in Nigeria, I might have fallen for it.
I?ll have to forego your Political Awareness seminar (thanks for the offer though).
We can all see what the seminar (Labour Party brainwashing?) has done to you.
With all the overtime I?ve been doing these last few weeks, I?ve been getting calls from Phillip Greens accountants offering to help ease my tax burden. An offer I?m seriously considering. I mean, at least it will be above board.