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Re: "I SAY DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD!!"
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:28 am
by jimslip
SORRY I DIDN'T PUT ON THE PICTURE OF MY UGLY MATE, MR DAVE, SO NOW I MUST SAY, "DEATH TO MYSELF!"
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Re: "I SAY DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD!!"
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:45 pm
by RoddersUK
If the bastards did swim they'd get a fucking wash, wouldn't they? The stinking pig fuckers.
Re: "I SAY DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD!!"
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:00 pm
by howiehowie93
Normal Muslims!
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:38 pm
by Daz Savage
Two of my closest friends are Muslims and they are totally at odds with the crap that's going on right now.
One of them (Shak) would happily bayonet twats like this and is so pro England that he's almost right-wing about it!
The point is that not all Muslims are nutters and the cool ones are aware of how damaging the nutters are, it's just that they don't know what to do about them since the media doesn't seem to want to interview them. There is no mileage in a brown face saying he likes British people is there.
I used to know the head of news at Granada TV (although he's probably moved on now) and he used to complain all the time that there just wasn't enough media coverage of 'normal' Muslims.
Yesterday I spent the day with my Saudi mate Byll. His wife is the main breadwinner, she is a dentist. He has lived and worked all over the world, is studying for a masters in physics and is a casino manager. He is cool about me being in the porn industry and simply cannot understand these nutters who lock women away, stone people and tolerate nobody but themselves.
I was at his house today (it's Eid) and I was welcomed (as usual) by his Mum with a hug and a kiss.
I was the best man at his registry office wedding, I am the god-parent of his son and am treated in his house as though I am family - all this even though I work in porn and my previous chosen vocation was Army Chaplain!
Go Figure!
Re: "I SAY DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD!!"
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:13 pm
by Sam Slater
Ha ha! Funny. No, I mean, that's genius.
Can you do another one but pick up on a negative black stereotype for a laugh too? Like, maybe find a picture of some black pimp with gold teeth and dreads with his BMW in the background and him smoking a spliff. You can then make up a satirical story about you liking earning a living from your 'bitches' and how you mugged them three white guys for their wallets and phones over the weekend.
I think that might just top this and you'll be the forumite of the year.
For Christmas we'll pick on the French. Onions round neck, hairy-pitted wife with a skunk in the background holding it's nose and retching. Something along those lines, I don't know....
Re: Normal Muslims!
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:13 pm
by Sam Slater
Well said.
Re: "I SAY DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD!!"
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:38 pm
by Bill Malone
When oh when is someone going to make a porn film with Chelsea Sinclaire set in a clown college in Bagdad, called "Jacqui's Whacky Iraqi Bukkake"?
Re: "I SAY DEATH THIS TO YOU MR SLIP.
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:00 pm
by RoddersUK
You're no loss then you twatt.
Re: Normal Muslims!
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:13 pm
by RoddersUK
Well said.
I have wondered for some time why there doesn't seem to be condemnation from the resident Muslims. Is it because the media isn't interested in their views and just want to portray all Muslims as extremists?
I served with a few Muslims during my service and they were as good as any other soldier. The only difference between them and the other soldiers was their faith.
