He never noticed all those illegals arriving in the UK, so I reckon you would be in with a chance of palming him off with dog food!
I'm in the money Part II
Re: I'm in the money Part II
I've just won ?,1,750.000.00 from Microsoft ......
Since as it is requested they obviously don't know the email address of the winner you all can claim too...
Dear Email/Internet User,
Your email address has just been chosen on the Microsoft Promotions, Your email just won ?,1,750.000.00 Pounds. Contact Mr. Paul Williams for claims, His email address is :pwilliamss1@live.com and his Telephone No is : +447035925012.
Send him your name, home address, telephone no, winning email, age, occupation, gender and country.
Congratulations from the Microsoft Cooperation.
NOTE: Your reply should be forwarded to Mr. PAUL on this email: pwilliamss1@live.com
Since as it is requested they obviously don't know the email address of the winner you all can claim too...
Dear Email/Internet User,
Your email address has just been chosen on the Microsoft Promotions, Your email just won ?,1,750.000.00 Pounds. Contact Mr. Paul Williams for claims, His email address is :pwilliamss1@live.com and his Telephone No is : +447035925012.
Send him your name, home address, telephone no, winning email, age, occupation, gender and country.
Congratulations from the Microsoft Cooperation.
NOTE: Your reply should be forwarded to Mr. PAUL on this email: pwilliamss1@live.com
Re: I'm in the money Part II
9 million US Bucks. Puh! You guys are paddling around in the shallow end of excitement.
I've just sent off for an ANCIENT EGYPTIAN MAGIC CHARM used by the Pharaohs to enable them to perform miracles like building pyramids and getting Cleopatra to talk with an American accent etc. It was only $39.95 INCLUDING postage and packing!
When it arrives it will make ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE! I'll be able to just snap my fingers and get Posh to let me titty fuck her while hubby Dave keeps handing me 50 pound notes and say "Atta boy Deano! Make a big mess all over her face. I'll clean it up."
I'll have the football world cup played in Jim Slip's backyard and have David Johnson captain England and beat Brazil 8 - 0. And Sepp Blatter will have to suck himself off as Switzerland's entry in the next Eurovision Song Contest.
I can't wait for it to arrive.
I've just sent off for an ANCIENT EGYPTIAN MAGIC CHARM used by the Pharaohs to enable them to perform miracles like building pyramids and getting Cleopatra to talk with an American accent etc. It was only $39.95 INCLUDING postage and packing!
When it arrives it will make ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE! I'll be able to just snap my fingers and get Posh to let me titty fuck her while hubby Dave keeps handing me 50 pound notes and say "Atta boy Deano! Make a big mess all over her face. I'll clean it up."
I'll have the football world cup played in Jim Slip's backyard and have David Johnson captain England and beat Brazil 8 - 0. And Sepp Blatter will have to suck himself off as Switzerland's entry in the next Eurovision Song Contest.
I can't wait for it to arrive.
Phwooorr...look at her....CRASH