British couple arrested for toilet sex

[andy ide]

Very funny story. Poor bastards.

[Gusset Sniffer]

Well officer this black gentleman was standing next to me at the urinal. Unfortunately he caught his enormous willy in his zipper. I felt sorry for him. My wife's always been good with gentleman's flies and I asked her to come and help relieve the poor chap. We didn't want to embarrass anyone so we closed the cubical door. My wife got on her knees in front of the coloured gentleman and attempted to release his enormous one eyed trouser snake. It nearly had her eye out! She was kissing it better when you knocked on the door. She's always been a kind charitable lady who likes to help relieve the suffering of others. It was all perfectly normal.

[andy at handiwork]

Orlando's finest clearly had nothing better to do that night than hang around the toilets of a night club.

[one eyed jack]

Gusset Sniffer, you forgot to add:

Well officer this black gentleman was standing next to me at the urinal. Unfortunately he caught his enormous willy in his zipper. I felt sorry for him. My wife's always been good with gentleman's flies and I asked her to come and help relieve the poor chap. We didn't want to embarrass anyone so we closed the cubical door. My wife got on her knees in front of the coloured gentleman and attempted to release his enormous one eyed trouser snake. It nearly had her eye out! She was kissing it better when you knocked on the door. She's always been a kind charitable lady who likes to help relieve the suffering of others. Especially if he is coloured and has a huge Johnson. It was all perfectly normal.

[Gusset Sniffer]

Thanks for those legal tweeks. I can see your an expert on these issues !wink!

We should offer our services !hump2!

[steve56]

www.marygorman.com it looks a different woman in the pic on her website